Traveling the world through micro-plays.
While on board, pleasure-seekers are advised to wear magenta glasses with one lens whimsical and the other quite skeptic. Also, sometimes seeing the sites makes better sense when visiting random posts than when going chronologically.
KETEL ONE: You don’t know what you’re talking about.
BARRACK OBAMA: Of course I do. I’m from Hawaii!
BON JOVI: I don’t think that’s an affirmation of authority. I hear tell that the education system isn’t so hot out there. They don’t think very often.
BARRACK OBAMA: Why do you think I left?
KETEL ONE: Look, as far as I’m concerned, anyone who finds Chloë Sevigny even remotely attractive is a Popov drinking, resin smoking nincompoop.
BARRACK OBAMA: I didn’t say ‘attractive’ I said ‘interesting’. She looks like she’s a nice person.
KETEL ONE: You’re so not getting a sip of me.
BON JOVI: To quote the fat one’s assessment of Sarah Jessica Parker on Family Guy, I think Chloë “looks like a foot.”
KETEL ONE: Would you like olive me?
BON JOVI: I’d prefer a twist.
[Ketel One pours shakes itself over ice and pours itself into a not-cheap martini glass. A twist falls from the sky into the glass.]
BON JOVI: Why thank you.
BARRACK OBAMA: [Pouts]